Pretty Blonde Problem.

What's with blonde bombshells and their sexual wattage? It seems like they eat other girl's boyfriends for a snack. She can morph into whatever the boy may like, political preference, smoker/nonsmoker, she'll drink what the boy is drinking, and she can hold her liquor. Her hair is always shiny, no matter the weather, and they don't get split ends.  Her ass always looks perfect, in jeans, sweatpants, bathing suits, thongs, everything.  She doesn't have annoying habits, and if she does, a guy can overlook it, because when she flicks her golden locks he melts and forgets everything else. How do you solve a pretty blonde problem?

Damn it.